![\"\"](\"https:\/\/thelondonlook.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/family-guy.jpg\" "\\"family")
<\/a><\/p>\nOnce a man goes here, they\u2019re never coming back. They\u2019re the patronisers. The ones who claim they feel sorry for us, that we should be doing better for ourselves, that girls shouldn\u2019t be taking their clothes off for a living, yet they\u2019re the ones sat at 4am on a Wednesday night with their hands down their pants.<\/p>\n
After listening (or pretending to) to this stupid man I ask him bluntly that if he doesn\u2019t want a dance because I\u2019m a fallen angel or whatever, then he should just give me the money (this is fair, I\u2019m earning a living dancing, he doesn\u2019t want a dance of me as he feels bad for ME, therefore he should pay ME).\u00a0He shakes his head and laughs, he can\u2019t understand why that\u2019s an option. I tell him politely to go and fuck himself.<\/p>\n
The stag is back from his dance, he\u2019s smiling but shouts \u2018Sandra would kill me for that!\u2019<\/em> Sandra probably being is unfortunate fianc\u00e9. He sits back down, \u2018thats me done for the night\u2019. What? ONE lap dance off ONE girl? Surely the point of coming to a strip club as a stag is to see as many pert tits as you can, before you settle down with the same woman forever. One dance? Wow, he\u2019s wild.<\/p>\n Lucikly the best man gestures me for \u00a0a dance. He is loving the atmosphere and is making the most of being here. He moans that his mates are \u2018too old, they\u2019re all married and don\u2019t enjoy it\u2019. He\u2019s making up for them. He hands me \u00a360 and asks how much that will get him. I say fifteen minutes (I\u2019ll only give him ten, but he\u2019s drunk so won\u2019t notice).<\/p>\n We walk back out to his friends. They\u2019re on about leaving. Apparantly Martin is on the phone outside to his wife (typical) and John (Martin\u2019s cousin) has passed out in the toilets. Lovely.<\/p>\n As they trickle out after a whole 40 minutes in the club we know they\u2019re all going back to the hotel. So much for a lost weekend ey boys?<\/p>\n Looking around at the group, only three have them have bothered to go for a dance. The rest have replied \u2018I\u2019m only here to make sure Martin has a god time\u2019 \u2018I\u2019m married\u2019 \u2018I don\u2019t like dances\u2019 \u2018I\u2019m skint\u2019 blah blah blah. BORING.<\/p>\n I need to move on and make some more cash. I scan the room to look for men who look rich and horny. It\u2019s harder than it seems.<\/p>\n Keep Reading<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n